We were skeptical, given that "herbal
extracts" are alleged to cure everything
from dandruff to decapitation. So on
successive nights we downed heroic amounts
of beer, wine and spirits to test the
patch (and numb the crushing pain of
a particularly bearish stretch). After
our nonpatch control night, we woke
up in a dry-mouthed stupor with a headache
like a plane crash. The next day, patch-fortified?
No cottonmouth, no headache. After an
hour,
a shower and - what the hell - a celebratory
glass of champagne, we felt terrific.
Booze may give you false confidence,
but Sober X - which the package helpfully
notes, "does not prevent intoxication"
- gives you something even better: consequence-free
hedonism. Bottoms Up!
Excerpt from (High Net Worth) Traders
Magazine
Editor Brian Dawson
(Click
here to read full article)
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Preparing for a recent boozy evening,
I slapped a couple of Sober X's herbal
hangover-prevention patches between
my shoulder blades, as instructed. And
I drank: First came the bubbly to celebrate
a coworker's move into a new apartment.
Then a half bottle of wine with dinner,
mixed indiscriminately with several
glasses of sangria. I was feeling fine
(sort of), but I knew I'd pay the next
day unless Sober X fulfilled its promise
to protect me from "the nasty effects
of alcohol." I woke up clear-headed
and alert.
Excerpt from WIRED Magazine
Jennifer Prior
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I wanted to thank you for sending me
the package right away. I did receive
it in time of departing for my trip.
Excellent results!!! I shared with many
at the wedding party and they were a
huge success. Hard to believe it works
but I know that it does. Glad to know
your around since I'll be needing more
patches in the future.
Thanks again,
J. Candler
(Before purchasing the patch): I hope
this works, hangovers suck!!!!
(After using the patch): I used the
patches and they work!!! I'm very impressed.
R. Orlowski
I was somewhat skeptical but the patches
really work, this is my second order.
T.T.
Just wanted to say a big huge thanks!!!
I happened to come across Sober X in
my local grocery store and will never
drink without it ever again!!! I used
to be laid up for a whole day after
a night out and now with this product
I wake up early and can't even tell
that I was drinking!!!
J. Pederson
I love Sober X. I use it all the time
and tell everyone about it!!! We say
"Hope you're patched up, 'cuz its
going to get crazy!!!"
Thanks,
A. Hampton
My wife loves this and these make great
party favors.
K. Wright
Great Product. Can not find in Eckerds
- sold out for over 1 month
R. Bunstone
Thanks again and love the product, it
has helped my friends and I through
many days. We will spread the word!!
J. Martin
A typical Thursday night out in NYC
includes four hours of socializing in
bars and a least
8-10 vodka tonics. A typical Friday
morning in NYC includes 30 minutes of
throwing up at work and 30 minutes of
trying to sneak a nap in the nurses
office or bathroom. Sober X has changed
all of this. Don't get me wrong ...
I was skeptical at first ... no way
putting on an herbal band-aid would
stop my massive 6am hangovers as I got
ready for work. But
Sober X worked. I have no idea how ...
but I tried it for three weeks and when
I woke up on those Friday mornings,
I was still tired (that's what 3 hours
of sleep will do for you), but I wasn't
hungover. The change was noticeable
among my colleagues. Sober X makes it
possible for me to go out at night like
I don't have a job and still wake up
for work in the morning.
Jennifer B.
Sober X has changed the way I socialize
on weekdays. I'm in an industry that
calls for both late nights and early
wake up calls and thats not easy when
you have a pounding headache and cotton
mouth. But Sober X has changed all that.
I wake up, peel off my patch,
and start my day as if I wasn't out
until 2am chugging tequila.
Jeff K.
I was first introduced to Sober-X on
a recent trip to New Orleans for Jazz
Fest '05. At first I was skeptical,
because I had tried other remedies in
the past that had not delivered on their
promises. But, after wearing the patch
the first night, I awoke the next morning
feeling no after effects of a full night
of drinking. I had three full days and
nights in New Orleans and felt 100%
the entire time. I have since re-ordered
a month supply and never leave home
with the Sober-X patch.
Ryan M.
